The Baby Comes To Visit

Crick and pals visit the ugly family

Transcript
Crick: Kumi, can I have a child?

Kumi: NO!

Crick [screams and cries like a willy]

Kumi: OK, OK, we'll pay visits. Get in the car, everyone. We are visiting the ugly family!

Crick: YAAAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Darci: This is Baby Gonzo.

Crick: It looks ugly.

Darci: You have to feed him, OK?

Crick: OK.

Baby Gonzo: Goopa dur.

Crick: Do you like Coco Pops?

Baby Gonzo: PO! (No!)

Crick: OK, then. Do you like Tayto?

Baby Gonzo: PO!

Crick: Then how about Hunky Dorys?

Baby Gonzo: PO!

Crick: OK, maybe you like eating Jelly Tots?

Baby Gonzo: PES! (Yes!)

Crick: OK, I'll get a packet.

[Crick goes into the hall and gets his Barbie Fairytopia schoolbag. He reaches into it and takes out a deluxe-sized pack of Jelly Tots.]

Crick: OK, got them! Here you go.

Baby Gonzo: Goopa poop poop. Hahahaha!

Crick: Come on, Gonzo! We are going outside to play now!

Outside (Not Finished)
[At the dinner table]

Crick: OK, I'll feed these gigantic chicken nuggets to Baby Gonzo.

Baby Gonzo: Goopa! [eats them and then barfs, beginning to cry]

Crick: Oh crap, I think that the chicken nuggets made him barf. He is sick.

Kumi: OMG.

Darci: OMG.

Crick: I know! His milk bottle should make him better.

[gets bottle from the fridge]

Crick: Here you go!

[Baby Gonzo drinks the milk and then blows up screaming like a girl]

Kumi: HOLY CRAP YOU MADE DARCI'S BABY BLOW UP CRICK!!!!!

Darci: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, CRICK! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 100000000000000000000000000 TRILLION ZILLION MILLENNIUMS!!!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH, AND DURING THE TIME YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOU WILL HAVE NO NINTENDO SWITCH, NO DATES WITH KUMI, NO CALLING UP FRIENDS TO PLAY, NO TOYS, NO SLEEPING, NO SHOWERS OR BATHS, NO COCO POPS AND TAYTO AND HUNKY DORYS, NO BOOKS, NO BARBIE DOLLS, NO HORRID HENRY DVD's, NO MY SINGING MONSTERS CELESTIALS, AND NO TORRT PLUSHIES!!!!!!!

Crick: {triggered]

Crick: [screams] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT MY BARBIE DOLLS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The end